What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?